I think it’s safe to assume that by placing the toilet handle 4 feet off the ground, you are attempting to encourage people to use their hands, rather than their feet, to flush the toilet. But it’s like this: No one wants to touch that handle. Because we all know that everyone who may have previously touched it has just finished using the toilet, and has not had the opportunity to wash their hands. Unless, of course, they’ve washed them in the toilet. Eww.
Target, I know you pride yourself in being higher class than Walmart. As I write this, I’m sitting here in Bloomington where you are held in such high regard by the college students that you are constantly packed, while the Big K next door is a ghost town. So why then, can you not spring for some automatically flushing poopers? Walmart may not have a Starbucks inside it, but at least it has those!
Sure, right now I can Karate Kid that handle with ease, even if is chest height. One of these days, though, I probably won’t be able to do that anymore. At least not without risking grave bodily harm. Is that what you’re counting on, Target? That Myrtle and Esther, and one day even I won’t be able to can-can kick flush the toilet? Maybe you figure that for every stubborn person like me who refuses to flush with her hands, there are at least two who can’t reach it with their feet.
But I’ve got news for you, Target. When I get to the point that I can’t kick that high, I’m not going to use my hand. I just won’t flush. And I know I’m not the only one. Those automatic flushers sounding like a good idea yet?