I know what some of your are thinking. “But Moody, I don’t have a cat, or wear thong underwear, and I air dry my hair—how can I participate in this pink ribbon madness?” Fear not, my friends. You see, there are plenty of pink ribbon items out there that don’t require pet ownership or purchase of something exotic like a thong or a blow dryer.
Fellow survivors, have you ever awoken in the middle of the night and wondered if this was all just a dream—you know, like J.R. getting shot? Once when I was still bald, I dreamed that I all of a sudden had a bunch of hair. But, middle of the night confusion won’t be an issue for the lucky girl who has a pink ribbon nightlight. At 3:00 AM you can wake up and be reassured that yes, indeed, you’ve got The Cancer. Sweet dreams.
Or if that’s not your cup of tea, how about this spiffy mug. Is that a Jesus fish or a pink ribbon? I guess maybe it’s a fish while you’re holding it upright, but when you drink out of it, well I’ll be darned, it’s a pink ribbon! Why, that’s almost like two for the price of one! And notice, my friends, that it has the words “survive” and “pray” all over it. As in, pray you’ll survive, because you’ve got one foot in the grave, you know. Is that inspirational or what?
But perhaps you already have a lot of pink ribbon gear, and what you’re really wanting is to be able to splash some pink into your bathroom. How about a pair of rubber duckies? Or maybe a pink ribbon toothbrush? 
If you’re lucky, you might even find some pink ribbon toilet paper. After all, if cats have pink ribbon kitty litter, then toilet paper can’t be far behind, so to speak.
Props to TC at Fish in My Hair for today’s overload items.
In The Pink 